Bodeeisms

I told Bodee yesterday that Keri was going to have a baby. He seemed very perplexed by the idea. Last night he came up to me and said, "Mom, do you wish you could have a new baby like Keri?" I asked him if he wished I had another baby. His reply, "Yes, but first we should sell Kolt and then make sure we get a nicer baby that doesn't hit me". He is really set on the idea of selling Kolt. I don't get it because Kolt never hits him and just loves Bodee to pieces.

Today Bodee asked me if Santa leaves your number when he leaves the presents. I said, "What number?" He said, "Santa can't know every one in the whole worlds name so we must just be numbers to him." He then said Santa came to my school when I was three and I was afraid to sit on his lap. I asked why and he said, "because he had stinky, stinky breath!"